“Mother, May I?”

Have you given yourself permission to do what you love?

I believe that every person has unique gifts to offer the world – their personality, their passions, and their perspective.The challenge is knowing yourself and discovering what you really want to do.For years I did not give myself permission to do things I love, because I always had to get my chores done first: the laundry, dishes, meals, and dusting the mop boards. Well, you know the end of that story – life chores are never done. What’s that saying? “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

In our modern world of techno gadgets, automatic dishwashers, and washing machines, we have plenty of free time. Really. We do. We have ample time to explore our passions and do what we love.

So what makes us feel so busy?

Ignorance and fear.

When we are ignorant or fearful of our passion, then we fill our time with distractions and busy-ness that keep us from doing our true life’s work. Educating our true desires is our most important life’s work. In other words, learning who we are and what our life passion is.

Fear comes into play when we know what we passionately want to do, but are afraid that we won’t be successful at it.

Jack Canfield, author of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series of books said that he didn’t know how to write when he began writing. He learned as he went.

We often focus on the end result and what we want our finished work to look like, but we don’t know how to get to that finish line, so we never start.

My favorite quotation is: “It is not our achievements, but our efforts that perfect us.”

Move the focus away from the result and concentrate on the effort.

The finish line won’t come into view until you have already started and ran a good distance of the race.

In setting goals, make sure to determine goals that focus on effort and not result. Usually the results are out of our control, but the effort is in our own hands.

Give yourself permission to start today at whatever level you are at. Do what you knownow, and your knowledge and ability will naturally increase in the process. Once you have decided what you want to do, the universe (God) will put teachers in your path. I promise. It works every time.

Don’t worry if you will be good, if you will become famous, or if you will end up doing your work on a professional level. Don’t worry if you can make money doing it. Don’t stop yourself because you think you need to spend money to get started.

Just start.

Do what is in you power to do now, and naturally your opportunities will increase.

Doors will fly open to you, once you give yourself permission.


What do Writers Watch?

I just saw the movie Creation about the life of Charles Darwin. Have you heard of this movie? I don’t have television, so I don’t know what movies get promoted in commercials. I’m guessing that Creation didn’t get much publicity because there were no vampires, no computer graphics and there was only one copy of the shelf at Blockbuster.

I loved it.

And I have three confessions:

1. I only selected it because I was bored, nothing else appealed to me, and it had Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connely on the cover. (One of our Smashing friends thinks she looks like Paul Bettany, so I was curious.)

2. I almost hit the off button several times during the first 30 minutes, but I was too lazy to get out of bed, so I kept watching. Then Darwin reached out of the screen and grabbed my heart out of my chest. I pleaded the rest of the movie for him to put it back.

3. The orangutan made me cry.

I loved this movie on so many levels.

I love a movie that shows me the complex dimensions of a person I previously viewed as a flat image from a textbook. I’d only consideredDarwin as the writer of Origin of Species, but never considered his family life, his personal faith, his inner conflict over contradicting the church. My husband said, “I always thought Charles Darwin was an atheist.”

I loved the movie’s focus on Darwin’s family life, his relationships with his wife, his close friends (including the town minister), and his daughter (oh, my heart is breaking again thinking about his daughter).

I loved the orangutan.
Anyone who can make a movie where the orangutan makes you cry has got mad movie-making skills.

The movie was based on the book, Annie’s Boxwritten by Darwin’s great-grandson Randal Keynes.

I love catching a gem like this that is easily passed over.

What other good, non-mainstream movies do you know about that I could add to my movie treasure chest? I especially love great books-turned-into-movies.

Happy evolving!


Who Invited These Buffalo to Drive My Wagon?

“Creation is always happening. Every time an individual has a thought or a prolonged chronic way of thinking, they’re in the creation process. Something is going to manifest out of those thoughts.” Michael Beckwith

For several years I have practiced conscience, deliberate thinking. This is opposite ofunconscious, automatic thinking which is basically a brain running on autopilot.

I have learned that letting my brain run on autopilot is like letting a herd of stampeding buffalo pull my wagon – my life goes way too fast in too many different directions and hits plenty of unnecessary bumps along the way.

Sometimes my thoughts still get away from me and I fall into old autopilot patterns.

“I have too much to do! I don’t have enough time. I am going to be sooooo busy today.” “What? Another birthday party? I don’t have enough money in the budget to buy another gift.” “My husband never notices or appreciates the things I do. Why am I even married if he doesn’t care a wink about me?”

I don’t know about you, but I got tired and sick of that self-pity party just typing it. Yet, this is a typical pattern of get-away thoughts if I let them run wild.

My daily ride on life’s buckboard is a lot more smooth when I choose to put a couple of well-broken stock horses in the harness. For example:

“I have plenty of time to do the essentials and still have time left over for things I enjoy.”

“I’m glad my kids have good friends. What could we give that he would really enjoy?”

“My husband is amazing. He cleaned up dinner, bathed all the kids, painted mytoenails, and is always available when people need last-minute help.”

The thing about choosing well-trained horses to drive my wagon is that they almost always take me where I want to go. When I let the buffalo drive, I usually find myself on my butt at the bottom of a cliff pulling shreds of smashed wagon board out of my hair.

The hardest part isn’t training the horses; although reigning in wild thoughts does take time and a lot of practice.

For me, the most challenging part is deciding where I want to go. Sometimes its just easier to let the buffalo drive than to take responsibility for the destination I’ve chosen.

This is where I pray for courage to make a choice, break the horses, hitch them to the wagon and holler


“You want to become aware of your thoughts and choose your thoughts carefully and you want to have fun because you are the masterpiece of your own life. You are the Michelangelo of your own life. The David you are sculpting is you.”

Dr. Joe Vitale

All in Favor of Writing, Please Stand

Did you know that Donald Rumsfeld never sat down. You know, Donald Rumsfeld, the secretary of defense from that dreaded Republican Bush Era (after yesterday’s elections, I think it’s safe to say “republican” again). He claimed to work more productively standing up, so rather than stretching out his legs from a leather swivel chair pulled up to a glossy mahogany desk, Rumsfeld worked at a standing podium – his main piece of office furniture.

I don’t have to deal with fallout from Abu Graib, but I do think Mr. Rumsfeld is onto something here.

You see, when I have completed the afternoon kindergarten delivery and snuggled baby down for an afternoon nap, the house gets soothingly quiet – oh, welcome solitude – my ideal writing environment. The only problem – the minute I sit down, I fall asleep.

Sitting still is a mother’s worst enemy. This year I have counter-attacked afternoon fatigue by digging up various segments of my yard. Aerobic shoveling done outside where there isn’t a cozy couch or cushy bed singing me a hypnotizing lullaby (like that snake on Jungle Book) helps to suppress my cravings to snooze. And my yard is looking, well, dug up. I do have some new sod and flower beds.

Uh oh. I can hear it now – my bed, only four feet away – my cozy rainbow quilt calling to me, “Come, Snuggle, Snooze, Dream.”

Okay, but just for twenty minutes.

And tomorrow I will build some type of standing laptop pulpit.

How to Spot Wild Buffalo in Five Easy Steps

It’s my last post in June and the end of my buffalo series.

Is it just me, or did June morph into warp speed. Hold on, Scottie, we’re going through a worm tunnel! Never seen Star Trek? Sorry.
The final lesson: How to Spot Wild Buffalo.

About five years ago I had one of the HUGEST aha moments of my life. I’m talking light bulb, epiphany, angel’s singing, paradigm shift, vision opened – you name the metaphor, I experienced it.

I wish I could re-create the experience for you instantaneously here on this post. Such experiences loose some of their Sha-Zam in the retelling.

In that moment, I discovered that my brain was lying to me. How rude! I assumed (took for granted, really), that my brain would always tell me the truth.

Not so.

It turns out that the human brain is a massive recording device that captures every message the five senses receive and deliver even from the time we are embryos growing in utero. Imagine. Every conversation, sound, and TV commercial we’ve ever been exposed to is swirling around in our brain’s data base. When we are not consciously in control of our thoughts, the brain flips through its myriad files and chooses its own “scripts” or programs to run. This is the brain on autopilot, and its a dangerous thing because those automatic programs are not always accurate. And they run amuck like stampeding buffalo.

How to Spot & Tame Wild Buffalo in Five (not so) Easy Steps

First. Pay attention. Identify your ANTs.

Big concept here. What are the ANTs (the Automatic Negative Thoughts) your brain defaults to when you are not consciously running your brain?

Second. Write Down your ANTs.

Write down your ANTs. Get a notebook and draw a line down the middle of the page. On the left, write down your ANTs. What does your brain tell you over and over, like a broken record? For years, one of my ANTs was that because I was a full-time mother without a salary check with my name in print on the payee line, I was a sub-par version of a successful person. My brain would tell me this concept over and over with different wording or presentation, but the message was always the same. This really made my life miserable, because I was a full-time mom spending every waking hour (and lots of midnight hours) doing “mom work” for no pay. And I wasn’t even aware that my own brain was making me miserable.

Third. Write Down the TRUTH.

On the right side of your paper, next to your ANT, write down the truth. This is how you train your wild buffalo. For example, on my paper I wrote:
ANT: By choosing to be a mother without a paying career, I am not as important, successful, or valid as a person with a paying job.
TRUTH: Being a Mother is the most important, critical, valuable job in the world. Even if I earned a paycheck, my work at a “job” would not be more important than my work as a mother.

Fourth. Replace your ANTs with Truth.

Be conscious of when your brain hits the “continual repeat” button and plays your ANTs like a broken record. When you catch your brain “playing” an ANT script, consciously replace that ANT with your truth.

Fifth. Feel the Power.

There is power in writing down the fallicies that your brain automatically tells you. Putting those falsehoods into words drains them of their power. Writing them on paper makes you realize how absurd they can be and diminishes the hold they have on you.

Writing down your truth is powerful. Verbalizing how you really think and feel (or want to think and feel) gives you power over your brain’s auto-programming. It’s amazing how much power we give away. We let the messages that have come into our brain for years dictate how we feel about our lives. No one can drive your life wagon better than you can. No one can decide better than you can where you want to go.

Once you start to become aware of the wild buffalo (those untamed ANTs) that steer your wagon off course, it’s amazing how you can whip them into shape and start driving off into the sunset. If that’s where you want to go.


What Should I Do With My Life?

Aaaaah. Passion.

I’m not talking perfect smile Fabios, sun-glittering vampires, or bare-chested werewolves. If I had an “Edward” spying on my every move and constantly telling me where I could or could not go, I would die of suffocation.

I’m talking about Zing, Pizazz, Passion, Calling, Finding your life’s work – what makes you excited to wake up and get out of bed (most) mornings.

Identifying our gifts, knowing our passions, finding our “calling” is the real work of our life.

Po Bronson talked about this in his book, What Should I Do With My Life?

In an insightful lesson, Prof. Jeffrey Thompson discussed five common myths about finding our life’s calling. The five myths are:

Myth #1: You might have a calling, if you are lucky, or you might not.

Myth #2: You have to find your one true calling in order to be fulfilled.

Myth #3: When you find your calling, work will be bliss.

Myth #4: Finding a calling means that the world will take notice.

Myth #5: Work gives life meaning.

I want to emphasize Myth #3: The False Promise of Bliss.

Joseph Campbell coined the phrase “follow your bliss” to imply following your heart to find your passion rather than chasing money or fame. After several years of seeing how people were misunderstanding the phrase, Campbell said, “What I meant was, ‘Follow your blisters.'”

It’s great to enjoy your work, but it is a fallacy that finding your calling will mean that work will always be fun.

Prof. Thompson studied zookeepers because they are some of the most passionate people when it comes to their work. They care for animals, educate the public about conservation, and develop a deep love for nature. They find their work deeply satisfying despite the low income and limited opportunities for career advancement. But, their life is not always “a day at the zoo.” Talk to a zookeeper and he will tell you about sacrifice, about caring for sick animals in the middle of the night, doing unsavory work, and going without luxuries. For zookeepers, the pain and burdens and sacrifice are not threats to their sense of calling – they are an integral part of it. Their work is meaningful because of the trials and burdens. We can’t expect deep meaning from our life’s work unless we are willing to assume its burdens as well.

There is always good with the bad. The good is defined, refined, pruned and produced through the bad. This is a great lesson to me. If, no, when I find myself in a quagmire of muck, or at the bottom of a very steep peak to climb, or exhausted, discouraged, or even bored, these situations do not necessarily indicate that I have not found a life calling. They might actually indicate that I am on the cusp of finding a real treasure.


*Note: You can read Jeffrey Thompson’s full text at speeches.byu.edu.

The War Against Cliches

According to British novelist, Martin Amis, the effort to create good literature involves engaging in a war against cliches.

Phrases like “the heat was stifling” or “she rummaged through her handbag” kill literature.

Think of cliches that have become novelties in pop culture like:

“Been there, done that.”
“He went ballistic.”
“I don’t think so.”

Amis, who teaches Creative Writing at the University of Manchester, says that these are “heard phrases.” Cliches are “heard writing,” “heard thinking,” “heard feeling.”

Writing isn’t about taking a cliche and rewording it with new synonyms, although many writers do that. Writing is about perspective – being true to what you observe and putting your perceptions into clear, truthful, descriptive words. There are no original ideas, but there are a million new ways of looking at the same old ideas. Good writing is a search for freshness – fresh perspective, having something unique to say.

Writing is not about decorating paragraphs with rumble and glitter. Rather, writing is giving your story song – choosing the words which become the music on which your story will sing.


The Value of Reading Biographies

This year I am planning to read more biographies/autobiographies. Reading about other people gives me a chance to see that a person doesn’t have to be perfect to do something good in the world. We are human and naturally flawed. We come from a wide variety of backgrounds, education, cultures, and economic situations; and yet, none of these determine our life’s experience as much as how we apply our attitude to play the hand we are dealt.

I love Mark Twain’s perspective on money from his autobiography.

Five years before our “Mark Twain” was born (1835), his father, John Marshall Clemens, purchased 100,000 acres of rich, undeveloped backwoods land in eastern Tennessee. He laid down $400 for the purchase and fervently believed that, although he would never profit from the land’s iron ore, minerals, timber, and coal, he had secured wealth for his children. Twain says about the purchase, “Thus with the very kindest intentions in the world toward us he laid the heavy curse of prospective wealth upon our shoulders.”

Within four years of the purchase came the great financial crash of 1834 and John Clemens’ fortunes were lost. So Samuel Clemens was born into humble circumstances and grew up knowing no different, except for this “promise” of future wealth from the Tennessee land.
Once John Clemens passed away, the children began slicing off segments of the land to trade for other property, pay off debts, or purchase run-down newspapers and other unpromising business opportunities. By 1887 all but 10,000 acres was gone, with nothing to show for the sales.

Twain makes this observation, “[The land] put our energies to sleep and made visionaries of us – dreamers and indolent. We were always going to be rich next year – [so took] no occasion to work. It is good to begin life poor; it is good to begin life rich – these are wholesome; but to begin it poor and prospectively rich! The man who has not experienced it cannot imagine the curse of it.”

Of all the Clemens children, Twain was the only one to make any profit from the land, for he used the land as the setting for The Gilded Age from which he made around $20,000 for the book and $80,000 for the play – about a dollar an acre.


Ungrateful Buffalo

“Everyday I try to keep those ungrateful buffalo out of my kitchen.”

Maleah Warner

Last post I discussed wild buffalo careening my life wagon over the edge of a 200 foot cliff. “Who Invited These Buffalo Drive My Wagon?)

Don’t have time to re-read the post? Let me sum up.

* The human brain, left unchecked, runs on autopilot – which is basically as effective as letting wild buffalo drive your life wagon.
* Hooking your wagon to a team of well-broken horses is much safer, more effective, and more likely to get you to your desired destination in one piece.

A few years I read Change Your Brain Change Your Life by Dr. Daniel Amen. It was the first time I’d become conscious of the power of my untamed thoughts. About this same time a media phenomenon called “The Secret” entered the scene. The Secret is a documentary and book project coordinated by Rhonda Byrne which basically put into modern packaging age-old teachings about the power of thought. For example:

“All that we are is a result of what we have thought.”
“Wherever you are in life is the residual outcome of your past thoughts and actions.”
James Ray
“Whenever you want to change your circumstance, you must first change your thinking.”
Lisa Nichols

A run-away brain needs to be broken and trained just like a wild horse. This requires time, patience, and PRACTICE. (Some thick padding in your backseat is also helpful.)

One of the most useful tools I’ve found to reign in my run-away thoughts is the practice of gratitude. Gratitude is powerful.

“Whatever you think about and thank about you bring about.”
Dr. John Demartini

When I feel grateful for the time I have, I find that I have more time.
When I feel grateful for a stroke of good luck that has come my way, I inevitably run into more good luck.
When I feel grateful that I am who I am, that I am enough, that I have enough and I can be enough, I find miraculously that I receive more, I’m able to do more, and I can be more. Whenever I practice gratitude, it’s like the universe reveals an untapped reservoir of goodness that it’s been saving especially for me.

Now, when I say, “practice gratitude,” I mean really PRACTICE.

I hated the piano lesson when my teacher passed off my favorite song and moved me on to a new, foreign piece of music to learn. I would put off opening the music for days and continue to play my old favorite over and over again. The “practicing” stage felt awkward and uncomfortable. I plunked through choppy notes that felt like a foreign language and sounded nothing like music. Little by little, with practice, the notes would begin to fit more comfortably under my fingers until they became a part of me. Over time, I could play the music from my soul like it was a natural part of me and not foreign chords plunked from a page of sheet music.

Practicing gratitude doesn’t feel natural at first. It can feel forced, insincere, even fake. Any mastered skill feels awkward at first. No NBA star was able to make a flawless, smooth, and beautifully executed slam dunk when they started. They looked like a tangled flurry of teenage legs and arms flopping uncoordinated in multiple directions, until, with practice, they found their rhythm.

“What can you do right now to begin to turn your life around? The very first thing is to start making a list of things to be grateful for. This shifts your energy and starts to shift your thinking…As soon as you start to feel different about what you already have, you will start to attract more of the good things. More of the things you can be grateful for.” Dr Joe Vitale

So every day I try to wake up, hitch my wagon, and practice training my horses to walk in step with gratitude.

And in the meantime, I try to keep those ungrateful buffalo out of my kitchen.


PTA and Papers



I always thought that PTA stood for Parent Teacher Association…

until I went to the State PTA Convention.


I learned that PTA is really a Paper Trail Acronym

that stands for

Papers TAlphabetize


Here’s the proof.



A few months back I got asked to volunteer to serve on next year’s elementary PTA board.

(Which must be similar to being asked to volunteer to stand in front of a firing squad.)

I figured I should take a turn, since I’ve had four of my own urchins at the elementary school this year profiting from everyone else’s volunteer PTA service.

When asked which position I wanted, I quickly spoke for Treasurer, because, frankly, it sounded easy.  I own a calculator, I can sign my name, and I figured being Treasurer wouldn’t involve any decorating.

I didn’t think I’d getting a Doctorate degree in


*Misappropriations of Funds

*Night Banking

*Tax Accounting


Not to mention

Trust Lands


Title 1


Grant Writing and Insurance


Why does my PTA need insurance?

If you are a person who would sue the PTA and its individual board members because your child fell off the new play ground equipment they donated to the school last year, will you please step forward to volunteer yourself to stand in front of the firing squad. Seriously.

It took me four days to put away the papers from a two-day convention.

I climbed Mt. Timpanogos in less time.

Wish me luck.

PTA – the Everest of paperwork – Here I come.



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p.s. The laundry eventually got put away as well.